Entering a table means agreeing to this. It is short on purpose, and it forms part of the Terms of Service.
Last updated 2 September 2026
A plate is a photo of something that was in front of you. Not a stock photo, not last year’s dinner, not someone else’s meal passed off as yours. The whole thing rests on the plates being real.
No nudity or sexual content, no gore, no hate, no harassment, no illegal content, no advertising, and nothing that isn’t yours to post. If other people are in the photo, they agreed to be there.
Judging a donut is the point. Comments about someone’s body, weight, health or eating are not, and neither is anything you would not say across a real table.
Being fried is a bit between friends, not a verdict on you. If that lands badly — if the fries or the remarks actually sting — this app may not be for you, and there is no shame in leaving the table.
Tables are private. Don’t re-post someone else’s plates or remarks outside the table without asking them first.
No fake seats, no plates posted for someone else, no coordinated frying of one particular person. It stops being funny the moment it is arranged.
FriendsFried is a joke about dinner, not a diet. If having your food judged makes eating harder, close the table and talk to someone you trust.
We can remove a plate, a seat or a whole table at any time, without notice, if any of the above is ignored. There is no appeal — it is a very small experiment run by very few people.
Plain language, not a legal document — but it is part of the Terms of Service, so breaking it is breaking those. Plates, verdicts and whole tables may be lost without warning, the service may be disrupted or taken down, and nothing is backed up. What you post stays your responsibility.